One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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your face

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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