- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Fat people

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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