1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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