I'm rick james bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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