Turkeys are obese

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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