- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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