What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Feminism.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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