- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

gay pom...

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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