- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Tim likes girls

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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