- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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