- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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