What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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