Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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