- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Cripples are lame.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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