Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your girlfriend.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's your guys names?

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