- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Chicken

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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