- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Who invented apple? God

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What is sticky and smelly - a stick