Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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