why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Double-whammy

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Religion.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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