- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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