Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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your face

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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