- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A hill billy went fishing

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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