- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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