- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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