- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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