- Anti Joke

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.