Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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