- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what to call someone thats gay zak

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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