Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's stupid a light bulb.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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