I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

kennah campion when she talks

Racial equality.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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