What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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