Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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