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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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