- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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