Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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