Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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