Jebron Lames.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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My parents died!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Please don't shoot me

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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