Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Poop

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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