- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

learn. advance!

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Chuck Norris.

Stephen Hawking can walk

What is black and has no education A tire.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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