- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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