Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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