A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Your gay

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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