What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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women's rights.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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