- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

drugs.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A dancer walks into a barre

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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