A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Jersey Shore.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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