- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Matthew Wyckoff

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Knock Knock. Come in.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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