What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

who's a slut... you're mom

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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