- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What's brown and sticky A stick

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