- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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