so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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