Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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