- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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