Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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