- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

You idiot.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Okay.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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