- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A child walks into a classroom.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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