- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

I walk into a bar...

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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