What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Jersey Shore.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Anti Joke

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