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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the dog die? He was old

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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