Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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