- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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