- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's green and blue? yellow

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Go away still nothing to see

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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