- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

silver bullet?

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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