A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

I had a submarine.... once

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

whats black and large -me

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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