- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Nero, sure you are okay?

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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