why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

what are three short words? i a am

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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