- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Your mother is average.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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