- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did katy fall off her bike?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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