Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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