- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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