- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Nero, sure you are okay?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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