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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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