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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why can't jokes spit?