- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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