Whats funnier than 24.....25

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

5 Italian guys from Long Island

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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