What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Diarrhea

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I have read the terms and conditions

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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