- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

YOLO

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

KOOKABURRA

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Screw it you write the joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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