- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Yo mama so fat.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Poop.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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