Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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