- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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