Caramel Boing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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