- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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