- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A guy at a baseball game....

tim has no humor

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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