What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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