- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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