- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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