- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

And you honored it I see :P

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

The GOV and the WHO?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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