What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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