- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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