Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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