- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

You're a big fat monkey.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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