What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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