Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

France had one revolution

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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