- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Tim likes girls

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Rylan Clark

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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