- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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