Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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I love you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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