- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Your mother is so fat.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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